DWIGHT: Question: is there fire wood on the island? JIM: I guess. DWIGHT: Then I would bring an axe, no books. JIM: Uh, it has to be a book, Dwight. DWIGHT: Fine. Physician’s Desk Reference. JIM: Nice. Smart. DWIGHT: Hollowed out, inside: waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blankets, and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

DWIGHT: Question: is there fire wood on the island?
JIM: I guess.
DWIGHT: Then I would bring an axe, no books.
JIM: Uh, it has to be a book, Dwight.
DWIGHT: Fine. Physician’s Desk Reference.
JIM: Nice. Smart.
DWIGHT: Hollowed out, inside: waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blankets, and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

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