Holly: This is Holly.
Michael: No, this is Holly.
Holly: No…this is Holly.
Michael: No, this is Holly.
Holly: No, this is Michael Scott.
Michael: Busted. So what can I do for you, Holly?
Holly: I’m calling because there’s a terrible car accident.
Michael: Oh, really? Was anyone killed?
Holly: A lot of people.
Michael: Any nuns?
Holly: Three nuns. Missionaries from South Africa.
Michael: Were they in the missionary position?
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